[K] Anikuji Drama CD Track 4 [I’ll be the strap and you’ll be naked] Translation
Disclaimer: Audio file does not belongs to me, many thanks to consta-ntly for sharing with us. Also, picture credit to krystal-tsuki,
since I can’t find one that isn’t all too gay. This was another request by anon. I finished this faster than I had expected. I had no idea what I was translating because I was cracking up. Pardon the mistakes. Enjoy!
Kuroh: I’ll be the strap and you’ll be nude.
Kuroh: This here… and done.
Shiro: Kuroh, what are you doing? Sewing?
Kuroh: Yes, the strap of Ichigen-sama was coming off in a few places… I was fixing it.
Shiro: It’s because you keep rubbing it with your cheek whenever, its no wonder it would rip.
Kuroh: Don’t casually exaggerate the fact. I did not rubbed my cheek all over it, Ichigen-sama is not a pet dog.
Kuroh: What is so funny?
Shiro: No, it was just strange when I imagined you rubbing your cheek at a pet dog.
Kuroh: It’s not weird. I don’t dislike animals… though that shameless is an exception.
Shiro: Ehehe, hey Kuroh let me get a better look of that strap.
Kuroh: I don’t mind but treat it cautiously. Even though it is a doll it is still Ichigen-sama.
Shiro: Yes yes. Hoo~ Looking at it again, it’s really well done… like the texture of the kimono.
Kuroh: I would like if you pay more attention to its expression.
Shiro: Ah, sorry. Mm! It has a very intellectual and calm expression.
Kuroh: With my limits, I couldn’t fabricate Ichigen-sama’s face perfectly but well, I think I got his features down for starters.
Shiro: You really like Ichigen-sama huh?
Kuroh: Of course! Is there anyone who doesn’t like Ichigen-sama in this world? If there is, then there must be a problem within that person’s heart.
Kuroh: Mm yosh, at this point, I should explain thoroughly how marvelous of a person was Ichigen-sama.
Shiro: No no no, at this point you say? I have already heard that many, many times.
Kuroh: No need to be shy, if it is about Ichigen-sama, I could go on about it for 3 days straight, Hah- Ichigen-sama…
Shiro: Umm…W-what should I do? I know, here I will return this.
Shiro: Hey, next time make a Kuroh doll, I will hang it as a strap. See, Kuroh is just like a guard dog, it would make a good amulet.
Kuroh: Are you picking a fight?
Shiro: A joke! I’m just kidding, alright? Now, let’s not pick up any weapons.
Shiro: It is true that I want you to make the strap though.
Kuroh: Well, I will think about it. Still, making a doll of myself is a little- but since I was asked…
Kuroh: ? What’s this… My body won’t move. I can’t get my voice out too. Is this what they called sleep paralysis?
Shiro: I’m back! Huh? Both Kuroh and Neko are not around?
Kuroh: Is it you Shiro? I’m here!
Shiro: Seems like someone was calling me just now… just my imagination. Wha- my PDA! So this is where it disappeared…
Kuroh: What is this? My vision out of a sudden-
Shiro: It was at my room all this time huh, I’m glad I didn’t lost it outside!
Kuroh: Shiro’s face is just right in font of me.
Shiro: Huh? What is with this strap?
Shiro: *Poke Poke*
Kuroh: A-ah! W-what are you… S-stop it! Stop poking- It tickle!
Shiro: It resemblance Kuroh somehow… Ah, maybe this was made by Kuroh?
Kuroh: What is with this situation? Maybe I have became a strap? This is not funny, although I did thought about it since Shiro asked but it doesn’t mean that I should become the strap! At any cost!
Shiro: I wish he won’t attach any weird object on my PDA though.
Kuroh: What do you mean weird!? No- I’m not an object, I’m not!
Shiro: Never mind, since it is well done. Even the wrinkle between the eyebrows had been made accurately.
Kuroh: How rude, there is no wrinkle between my eyebrows! There isn’t any… right?
Shiro: Kuroh, you are having it tough huh? There wasn’t a pun okay?
Kuroh: Just who are you talking to?
Shiro: Still, it was me who always make Kuroh pissed. What should I do, because of me, Kuroh might be bald in the near future.
Kuroh: No need to worry about that because I’m not getting bald.
Shiro: It’s going to be fine, Kuroh. Even if you are bald, I will still stay as a friend.
Kuroh: I already said I won’t be bald! And- why are you sort of looking down at me?
Shiro: I’m sure Kuroh doesn’t have any friends other than me…
Shiro: *Poke Poke*
Kuroh: U-uh! Don’t poke me while saying something rude!
Kuroh: A-ah! N-no tickling- Ah- not there- not all the way there-! Nn!
Shiro: I’m hungry~
Kuroh: Ah! Kuh…Hey, don’t throw me suddenly. Object- no, humans should be treated more preciously.
Shiro: Was there anything in the fridge? Hah, there is nothing and our exclusive chef isn’t around, well I’ll be damned.
Kuroh: Hm? Is that me? Are you talking about me?
Shiro: Geez, Kuroh sure is useless not being around at a time like this. Like there is no point in living otherwise.
Kuroh: You are a cruel one.
Shiro: Can’t be help, since there is nothing to eat. Guess I’ll strip.
Kuroh: Huh? Wait. What? What are you doing?
Shiro: Undressing… complete!
Shiro: Although I have been keeping this a secret from Kuroh and Neko, the truth is I’m a nudist.
Shiro: The truth is, making Neko wear clothes have been hard on me because not wearing clothes doesn’t hurt, does it?
Kuroh: No no no!
Kuroh: Even if you make all those poses of a body builder, you don’t have any muscles to show off, do you?
Shiro: Ah~ Being naked is the best! *** culture and it’s extremity.
Kuroh: Absolutely wrong.
Shiro: How can I say it, it feels like every fiber of mine has been liberated. What should I do… should I go for a run like this?
Kuroh: Stop it. Anything but that!
Shiro: I keep wondering why things such as clothes exist in the world… It is things like clothes that kept widening the gap between people, making it harder to understand each other. I’m sure the world will be at peace if everyone just get bared.
Kuroh: Like hell it will! Even if it did, I wouldn’t want to live in such a world!
Shiro: Ah~ I know, I thought of a good idea… would it be possible to use the King’s power to make everyone naked?
Kuroh: Ichigen-sama! Like I expected, this man is malicious and is evil. It must be slay, right now! M-my body won’t move… Why? Why is it that I’m a strap at such crucial moment. Yatogami Kuroh’s mistake of a lifetime.
Shiro: I’ll name it, Naked Humanity Operation. And the first step to that-
Kuroh: Huh? What is it? What are you planning to do?
Shiro: I will make Kuroh bared and run around the beach with him.
Shiro: Right? Kuroh-?
Kuroh: You- actually noticed me? S-STOP IT!
Shiro: Oh, you woke up, Kuroh. You seem to be having a nightmare, are you okay?
Kuroh: Was I asleep?
Shiro: Mm. It’s rare for you to take a nap.
Kuroh: It was… a dream? My body is moving just fine and so is my voice.
Kuroh: A dream huh.. I’m glad…
Shiro: So you had a bad dream.
Kuroh: Ah? It was horrifying.
Shiro: Hey, Kuroh. Sorry even though you had just woken up-
Kuroh: What is it?
Shiro: I want to put my plans into motion…
Kuroh: W-what? Is that- don’t tell me?
Shiro: Won’t you strip naked?
Kuroh: It wasn’t just a dream-!